the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
“Have you ever heard of Víctor Jara? He was this musician and he fought injustice with his songs and when they broke his hands and when they taunted him, he just sang even louder.”
Lydia, get off your cute little ass and dance with me now. Okay? You’re going to dance with me. I don’t care that you made out with my best friend for some weird power thing, I don’t— Lydia, I’ve had a crush on you since the 3rd grade.
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction